their advice should never be followed
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What are the 10 commandments of gay
Anonymous
1. Sappho is The Lord, your God. Thor of Asgard is a strong contender
2. All sapphics are created in Her image, and are therefore, Goddesses. treat them as such
3. You shall not take the Lord’s name in vain. unless youre like, gettin railed Real Good
4. Remember and observe the month of June, and keep it Homo. get it?? like holy?? wordplay amirite ladies
5. Honour your Mother and Mother Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson*
*see also: Ellen and Portia
6. You shall not Murder. except for That Pussy*
*interchangeable with any genitalia
7. You shall not commit Adultery. if u cheat on your girl u r Het now sorry i dont make the rules
8. You shall Steal all of your girlfriends clothes
9. You shall not Bear Witness to The L Word* unless you understand and acknowledge how Problematic it is
*see also: Orange is the New Black
10. You shall not Covet your neighbour’s wife. unless shes like, Really Hot then i mean totally understandable as long as you abide by commandment 7
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If anyone can send a couple dollars my way it’d mean a lot things are very tight for me at the moment, my paypal is paypal.me/LivingCat thanks guys happy new year
This year has been an absolute roller coaster for me so far and I really need any help I can get. I need to get out of my current life situation and I’m the only advocate for myself right now so it is an intense struggle that feels insurmountable sometimes. I hope you guys aren’t in the same situation but I hope we can all change and grow this year, thanks for reading or sharing this, even your thoughts help
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could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v
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personally im still living in 2014 neopronouns era tumblr and i think we should just be playing w our gender like its a fucking bop-it
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just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin
Serotoadin
good reply, it deserves recognition
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Hello, my name is Hope! I’m a trans woman from Western Australia. I am currently living in a toxic environment with a very religious family. I am closeted and being constantly misgendered is taking a toll on my mental health. I’m stuck in an unreliable job with terrible hours and I need every penny i make for fuel. I have only been able to save $10 for transition so far :/
Read more on the website!
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Just a reminder that K9s and police dogs are not cute. They are not “uwu smol pupper bean trying their best!1!1!” They are a twisted and evil creation of white supremacy and police violence. They are abused, tortured, and trained to maul victims to death unless they are removed with brute force. They are trained to attack harder if the victim adopts a defensive (nonthreatening) strance. They are *racist*, frequently trained to be particularly violent to black folks. And the vast majority of them are abused and euthanized. Remember this the next time you see a seeminly cute picture of a German Shepherd puppy in a too-large K9 vest: that dog is going to be trained to murder and brutalize, it is going to be tortured throughout training and service, and it will be killed just as thoughtlessly as its victims when it is no longer of use.
K9 units are police brutality.
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